Frequently asked questions

Sunny🌞 Answers for Your Beachy Queries

🌴 Orders & Delivery: The Beach Express

Where do you ship?

Everywhere the sun shines… except Russia (sorry, Putin, no swimsuits for you). Dubai gets VIP DHL treatment for €85 – because camels are slow, but we’re not!

How fast is delivery?

- Regular 🐢: “Relax, it’s vacation mode!”

Europe: 14 days | Worldwide: 14–21 days.

- DHL Express 🐬: 3 days (€85). For when you need to Instagram now.

Pro Tip: If your order’s stuck in customs, send them a coconut message as a peace of offering.)

💸 Payment & Custom Orders: No Bad Karma Here

How do I pay?

VISA, Mastercard, or your soul (just kidding – PayPal, Apple/Google Pay work too)

Can I get a custom swimsuit?

Absolutely! Slide into our DMs (@vezzarium.art) like a yoga pose and whisper: “Make me magic.” We’ll tailor it in 7-10 days.

P.S. Pay upfront – we don’t do "good vibes" credit.

✨ Product Deets: Swimsuits with Superpowers

Why Vezzarium?

- Reversible: Wear it front, back, or inside-out after margaritas – nobody’ll notice.

- Smells like a goddess: Spritzed with “Amber Wood” (aka liquid zen).

- Mantra-infused: Woven by humans who sing more than they talk. Namaste, baby.

Fabric? 🇮🇹🇫🇷

80% unicorn tears, 20% magic (okay, polyester/elastane).

Hand-wash cold, or let your cat lick it clean.)

Lifespan?

1–3 summers (or 1 tequila-fueled pool party).

Treat it like your date: gently.)

🚫 Returns & Cancellations: Sorry, No Take-Back

Can I return it?

Nope. These swimsuits are like first crushes – once you’ve hugged them, they’re yours forever. Hygiene reasons.

Changed your mind?

Cancel before we ship! Refunds minus a 3–5% “oopsie” fee (blame the money gnomes).

🎁 Gifts

Gift cards?

Yes! €180, €270, €360. Perfect for:

- Friend who dres like Goddess.

- Those who love to receive presents.

Gift wrap?

Every order comes in a waterproof pouch (doubles as a wine holder). Add a note like: “You’re my favorite mermaid.”

📏 Sizing: No Tape Measures Needed

Size guide?

Click “Size Guide” → Measure yourself or eyeball it (we’re 80% stretchier than your ex’s patience).

Why limited editions?

Fast fashion is so 2001. We’re here for slow burn love stories.

🌍 Eco-Friendly Stuff: Save the Planet, Look Hot Doing It

- Packaging: Reusable pouches. Use it for snacks, seashells, or secrets.

- Zero waste: Fabric scraps become hair bows for our office cat, Mr. Whiskers. No jokes, is true!

Still confused?

Slide into our DMs (@vezzarium.art), Contact Us for assistance. We’re 90% Bliss, 10% glitter.

May your waves be high and your tan lines higher! 🌊✨

P.S. If you read this whole thing, you deserve a coconut. 🥥

Handmade in Ukraine with questionable amounts of mantras.